*CHAPTER DESCRIPTION*
The seven remaining queens were asked by RuPaul to participate in an improv mini-challenge that pastiches a similar scene from the finale of season two. Each queen has to try and make RuPaul slap them, with Asia O'Hara winning the mini-challenge.
*AND HERE GOES THE STORY*
- [Ru talking]: America's next drag superstar needs to be able to take it as well as she can give it. Starting with the "Drag Race" staple, the fake bitch slap. (You've seen the GIF of me slapping the season two girls). So for today's mini challenge, we're going to play a game of "slap out of it". Each of you will come up with super sassy lines that will motivate me to fake slap the crap out of you. And the queen with the most compelling reactions wins.
- All right, Eureka, come on down.
- Now, Eureka, I don't think there's anything you could say to me that would make me want to slap you, you sweet, precious child.
- HD!
[Ru gasps]
[Ru slaps the shit out of Eureka]
- [Eureka cries out]: WHY?!
- Get back in line where you belong.
*CAPTIONED*
[Eureka chickens the hell out and runs like a big ass baby back to the line]
*KAMERON'S TURN*
- Why are standing so far away, bitch?
[Kameron laughs and aproaches one tiny little step towards Ru]
*CAPTIONED*
- They call you mother, but at your age, shouldn't it be grand--?
[Ru slaps Kameron]
[Kameron's face hurts]
- I don't like the way that was going.
*MIZ CRACKER'S TURN*
- The new host of "Drag Race": Lady Bunny Grrrl!
- Oh, my God, there's a bird in here.
[Ru stabs Miz Cracker]
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[Ru enjoys it]
- Goodbye for ever.
[Let the bitch bleed]
- Et tu, RuPaul.
- This is fun!
[The Vixen laughs so hard]
[Ru double-slaps Monét]
*THE VIXEN'S TURN*
- Vanjieee...
🎵 VANJIE 🎵
[All the queens dance at Vanjie's boggie]
[Ru gives Vixen a twist-slap]
*ASIA O'HARA'S TURN*
- Hey, bitch.
- Hey!
- You got something to say to me?
- You hit like a girl. Too bad you don't look like one.
[Aquaria laughs]
- Now, that was good!
[Ru slaps Asia FOR REAL]
[RU GAGGED]
[The queens cheer while Asia is in pain]
[RU GAGGED TRYING NOT TO LAUGH]
- I'm sorry!
[Asia acting back pain so she can sue RuPaul]
- Oh, my God.
- It's 'bout to be "Asia O'Hara's Drag Race"!
- I'm 'bout to own this WHOLE building!
[ASIA GAGGED, FACE HURTS]
- Can I go back to my spot?
- Yeah, you go on. You better get on over there.
*AQUARIA'S TURN*
- My name's Aquaria, and my birthday is February 12, 1996.
- Asia O'Hara, come here.
- You stand right there. Slap this bitch for me.
- Yeah, slap her.
- Give me some.
[Asia slaps Aquaria]
- [Aquaria screams]: Aah-ha-ha!
[The Vixen makes an akward face]
- Now get your skinny ass back there.
[Asia gives Aquaria the look]
- Ladies, you all really made me slap happy.
[Ru gives slaps to the air]
[Miz Cracker and The Vixen feeling air-slapped]
*THE END*
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